Alley



Name:  Alley

DOB:  I mark the day I was born as the day I rolled my first gutter

Hometown:  Bogata, Columbia

Sponsors:  Subaru

Set-up?  1958 Pearl Classic

High gloss or dull finish?  Spit shine

2-fingers or 3?  8

High score?  Always reaching for the pins

Proudest bowling moment:  The night I conceived our love child

What got you into bowling?  Snow… not Cocaine

Future bowling aspirations:  I want to go to Bora Bora

Norm Duke or Parker Bohn III?  I like Dukes name better

Favorite song to bowl to?  Every Rose has a Thorn

Pre game meal:  Mexican/Italian

Favorite activity (other than bowling)?  Buck Hunter

Would you eat a burrito from a gas station?  Done it

Favorite bowling phrase?  Roll it like you stole it…

Favorite animal?  Choco. Factory, he is so furry

How did you become a GUTTER GOD?  First off…. Goddess…. and sometimes you have to sleep with the talent.

What does being a GUTTER GOD mean to you?  It just means everything