Name: Choco
DOB: 5-7-84
Hometown: My parent’s basement, PA
Sponsors: Black Label Beer & Nair
Set-up? CHAINSAW MASSACE with a chip in it, so it sounds like the hotrod it is while rolling down the lane
High gloss or dull finish? High gloss
2-fingers or 3? 2
High score? 216
Proudest bowling moment: Feburary 23 @ 9:05 PM I beat Dan and Ray with a 128
What got you into bowling? On September 7 1983 I was conceived in the back of a bowling alley
Future bowling aspirations: Get a 300 before Ray
Norm Duke or Parker Bohn III? Really? Norm Duke
Favorite song to bowl to? Mr. Blue Sky- ELO
Pre game meal: Chicken pierogie stirfry with a side of sundae
Favorite activity (other than bowling)? Upkeep on my stash
Would you eat a burrito from a gas station? Hell Yeah!
Favorite bowling phrase? Open frames don’t get you laid
Favorite animal? I guess a squirrel
How did you become a GUTTER GOD? I’m a loser with nothing to do on a Friday night
What does being a GUTTER GOD mean to you? Well, I did get it tattooed on my arm
