Name: The Disimpactor
DOB: 2/19/19dickety two
Hometown: Parts unknown
Sponsors: Mom & Dad
Set-up? Rudy, you don’t need much else!
High gloss or dull finish? High dull
2-fingers or 3? 2 fingers and a thumb
High score? Yet unattained
Proudest bowling moment: Makin the ole’ man cry tears of bowling joy
What got you into bowling? Bowling got into me
Future bowling aspirations: Be the first person to bowl on the moon
Norm Duke or Parker Bohn III? Norm Duke for pres.
Favorite song to bowl to? The Man in Me- Bob Dylan
Pre game meal: Hot Dogs (from Willy Joe’s, Yoccoos is for chumps)
Favorite activity (other than bowling)? Pickin’ up bowlin’ babes
Would you eat a burrito from a gas station? Only if it’s three days old
Favorite bowling phrase? No drive…. No 5!
Favorite animal? Cockroach
How did you become a GUTTER GOD? Hand picked from Jesus himself… and nobody fucks with Jesus
What does being a GUTTER GOD mean to you? No other gang would take me and the bloods aren’t really into bowling apparently.
